A Great Defender
Phil Mills, November 2009
TTTO: The Great Pretender
      by Buck Ram

Oh, I'm not a great defender;
Defending, I don't do well.
It's sadly clear I'm not Boromir,
As father so frequently tells.

Oh, I'm not a great defender,
A loser my old man disowned.
I earned his wrath at Osgiliath
By daring to make it back home.

I'm beat, grant defeat, when the Nazgul scream.
I'm beat, I retreat, I just can't take the heat.

Ooh...
Oh, I'm not a great defender,
But good with my nurse in the sack.
I seem to be what she's not, you see,
Quite helpless to stop an attack,
Defending while flat on my back.

I'm beat, I retreat, I just can't take the heat.

I'm not such a great defender,
But good with my nurse in the sack.
I seem to be what she's not, you see,
Quite helpless to stop an attack,
Defending while flat...
Defending while flat on my back.