Guess Things Happen With Whey
- Phil Mills, November 2010
TTTO: Guess Things Happen That Way
      by Jack Clement

Well you ask me if I'll forget the spider.
I guess I will, someday.
I don't like it but I guess things happen with whey.
You ask me if I'll dare to sit.
I guess I will, someway.
I don't like it but I guess things happen with whey.

Mom gave me that slop to snack on, 
then she left to do some chores.
When the spider tried to sit,
I knew he was a metaphor.
I don't like it but I guess things happen with whey.

You ask me if my milk is lumpy.
I guess it is, everyday.
I don't like it but I guess things happen with whey.
You ask me to define a tuffet.
I don't know. I can't say.
I don't like it but I guess things happen with whey.

Mom gave me that slop to snack on, 
then she left to do some chores.
When the spider tried to sit,
I knew he was a metaphor.
I don't like it but I guess things happen with whey.