Lady Came From Valinor
- Phillip Mills
TTTO: Lady Came From Baltimore (Hardin)



C              G
Lady came from Valinor,
F                 C
All she wore were stars
F                            C
And, dressed like that, hard to ignore
      Gsus4            G
While cruising Dwarven bars.

Am                 G
  She was there to roll short suckers,
F                C
Take their seven rings,
F                C
  But she had to learn whether Gimli
G                 C
  Was a 'her' or 'him'.

C                   G
That lady, named Galadriel,
  F                  C
Obsessed to know the truth.
F                        C
  She charmed him with a special spell
  Gsus4            G
(About one-eighty proof)!

Am                   G
  Now, Gimli's daddy had forgot
            F          C
And wonders if he ever knew...
F                 C
Sometimes when he drinks a lot,
     G             C
Poor Gimli wonders too.




Am                 G
  She was there to roll short suckers,
F                C
Take their seven rings,
F                C
  But she had to learn whether Gimli
G                 C
  Was a 'her' or 'him'.

    C                  G
The house she lived in had one wall,
   F                  C
It served them rather well
F                    C
  And if you ask her to recall,
    Gsus4               G
She smiles, but doesn't tell.

Am                 G
  She was there to roll short suckers,
F                C
Take their seven rings,
F                C
  But she had to learn whether Gimli
G                 C
  Was a 'her' or 'him'.