Lady Soul
- Phillip Mills

    Am                           Em
The starship's unsafe; there are vampires inside.
    C                        Dm             E7
The crew is diseased, except those who have died,
      Am                    Em
But I will not be bested as long as there's light.
       Am                              Em          Am
If you think that I'm snack food, just watch how I fight.


		   Dm                  Am
Chorus:	So show me the garlic, give me a cross,
		E7                           Am
		Give me some stakes and I'll show them who's boss.
		  Dm                       C         E7
		Destroying the demons will save many souls...
		        Am                 Em          Am
		And the boxes of chocolate filling the hold.


  Am                        Em
I captured the man while he slept in the stern
    C                                Dm       E7
And strapped in a bridge chair, he's ready to burn.
  Am                          Em
I unshield the viewport, this ought to be fun,
     Am                          Em           Am
As I point the ships nose at the heart of the sun.


       Am                         Em
I've a plan for the girl that her life may be brief
         C                   Dm               E7
Lead her into a shuttle with sweet, scattered treats.
     Am                     Em
Then blow it to bits as she rides through the sky
       Am                Em          Am
In the grip of a Mars bar-induced sugar high.


    Am                     Em
But if I should fail and a ghost floats to berth,
    C                       Dm       E7
Whatever remains won't have value or worth.
      Am                      Em
Don't open the hatch, don't regret what you do,
     Am                             Em         Am
Just torch the whole ship and serve vampire fondue.