Parts Sourced From Hell
Phil Mills, November 2009
TTTO: Heartbreak Hotel
      by Mae Boren Axton, Tommy Durden,
      and Elvis Presley

The program that you write with
Invents strange new ways to spell.
It's running on a computer built 
With parts sourced from Hell.

PCs are malicious lately, 
PCs are malicious,
PCs are malicious; then they die.

And although it's newly purchased,
Your disk has no more space.
Your virus-checker trashed your files, 
Put malware in their place.

PCs are malicious lately, 
PCs are malicious,
PCs are malicious; then they die.

Loading free-ware gets you porno,
Loading paid brings license pain,
And if you should try to write your own,
It's a sign that you've gone insane.

PCs are malicious lately, 
PCs are malicious,
PCs are malicious; then they die.

Hey now, if you see a blue screen,
You should know that's just as well.
It's worse when they work as designed
With parts sourced from Hell.