Svetlana
- Phil Mills, November 2010
TTTO: Rhiannon
      by Stevie Nicks

Svetlana claims she's a young Russian nymph
Who fell for your profile photo.
She'd like to send you a teasing glimpse
So you'll become her dodo.

All your life you've never seen a woman
Any way but dressed.
If you pay, she will promise you heaven
But you won't get blessed.

'She' is just some guy in L.A.,
A crackhead, name of 'Kevin':
One more who shattered your hopes today
Like the first eleven.

All your life you've never seen a woman
Any way but dressed.
If you pay, she will promise you heaven
But you won't get blessed.
You will not be blessed.

Svetlana, Svetlana, Svetlana, Svetlana.

She claims she's a young Russian nymph
Who fell for your profile photo.
You'll get no more than a teasing glimpse
Though you become her dodo.

All your life you've never seen a woman
Any way but dressed.
If you pay, she will promise you heaven
But you won't get blessed.
You will not be blessed.

Svetlana, Svetlana, Svetlana.

Taken by, taken by the scam.
Taken by, taken by the scam.
Taken by, taken by the scam.

Dreams get smashed and love's a wad of cash.
Dreams get smashed and love's a wad of cash.