Zombie Cowboy
 - Phil Mills, November 2010
TTTO: Rhinestone Cowboy
      by Larry Weiss

I've been walkin' Laredo streets
Beggin' the folks I meet,
"Oh, please, can you help me to make interment arrangements?"
The longer I'm left above ground,
The more I'm disposed to grunting and lurching around.
There's been a lack of true demisin'
On the road to my arisin' 
But I wanna sleep while the sod is falling on me.

Like a zombie cowboy
Riding out on a horse with its best-before date gone by.
Like a zombie cowboy
Causing fear and horror in people who know I have died
And wrapped in linen more red than white.

Wait, I didn't mean what I said!
Even though I'm technic'ly dead,
I'd enjoy getting inside your head…and takin' the contents
And I dream of my new 'unlife'
When I've killed each drummer and eviscerated those with fifes.
There'll been a lack of true demisin'
On the road to my arisin' 
But I wanna eat while the sod is falling off me.

Like a zombie cowboy
Riding out on a horse with its best-before date gone by.
Like a zombie cowboy
Causing fear and horror in people who know I have died
And wrapped in linen more red than white.