Have You Ever Tried To Make Out With Mimes?
Phil Mills, November 2009
TTTO: Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?
      by John Sebastian

Have you ever tried to make out with mimes?
Bunches in cages or with just one at a time,
There's seldom much reason, and surely no rhyme.
Have you ever tried to make out with mimes?

Have you ever mixed up sex and charades?
Said yes to things that eight commandments forbade.
There's so much confusion when mimes are mislaid.
Have you ever mixed up sex and charades?

Sometimes there's one with weird black eyes, face painted whitely,
With harlequin shirt, appears to be sprightly,
And just when you think that this clown can keep mum,
You hear him saying, "Want to see my water gun?"

And then you think you'd rather make out with mimes.
Bunches in cages or with just one at a time,
There's seldom much reason, and surely no rhyme.
Have you ever tried to make out with mimes?

Sometimes you get an e-mail that completes a flirtation
And then you get distracted by some GIF animation.
You find an attachment, the multi-part kind,
That reads, "Better go home, son, and wake up your mime."

Then you think you've mixed up sex and charades.
Said yes to things that eight commandments forbade.
There's so much confusion when mimes are mislaid.
Have you ever mixed up sex and charades?